Sep 29
Minister of MOMArnold Schwarzenegger, Athletics, Comedy, Current Affairs, Holidays, L.A., Photos, Santa Barbara, Sports, Videos

The Minister of Hyyyugjche Traps (Letters) says,
“Congratulations on all of the new sponsors: free coupons kfc, laranitas free content source, orange weight loss, eHow and Hoodia, among others. Superb blog!”
Sep 03
Minister of MOMAthletics, Comedy, Current Affairs, Fantasy Sports, Hairline, L.A., Photos, Sports
While I generally try and report all current hairless news, I have dropped the ‘bald’. The Minister of Health alerted me that there are important new happenings in the world of male pattern baldness which I have missed. Great Shame. Regardless, here is a link to what our current NFL stars will look like in a few short decades.
http://www.mandatory.com/2014/09/03/todays-nfl-quarterbacks-if-they-were-bald-part-2/
Here’s a taste:

Super Bald Champs!
Jun 12
Minister of MOMAthletics, Current Affairs, International Meetings, L.A., Sports, Television
Ministers,
It is time for the World Cup. In the land of perfectly tanned hineys and fantastic sting bikini parties, the world will be putting the ‘I’ in International Soccer Cup Sport. I know my hairline blog is not the best way to reach people, but for those in LA/Southern California, we should band together as brothers to watch Sam’s Army attempt to preserve a shred of American dignity on the pitch. Arriba los Americanos.

Diego?

The US doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in Rio to get out of group play, but at least our coach believes in us. 
Disappointed hairline

Italian ‘Hyuge jackedman’
Jun 04
Minister of MOMCurrent Affairs, L.A., Photos, Sports, Spray Jam
Arriba los Reyes de Los Angeles!! Once again, the Reyes (Kings) have made the Stanley Cup finals! Tonight we kick off the series against the Rangeros de Nueva York. And whether you’re a Tiburones, Patos or Preds fan, you can appreciate the significance of the East Coast West Coast rivalry. We must put aside our petty differences and band together as brothers to support the Reyes, because in the end, we are all Kings. Todos somos Reyes. Kopitamos!!

Hockey fans behaving badly. If we win the copa, the rabid LA hockey fans will riot in the streets!

Tom es a Rey

If you haven’t already, start receding that playoff hairline!

“I am a Reyes” -Novasahn
Indeed Novasahn, we are all Reyes.
May 28
Minister of MOMAthletics, Current Affairs, Ice Skating, L.A., Photos, Sports
Esta noche es el último juego que betweent San Jose Sharks y los Reyes de Los Ángeles. Deseamos a nuestros jugadores la buena fortuna en su casa de hielo. Vivan los Reyes!!

Kopitamos!!
Apr 29
Minister of MOMAthletics, Current Affairs, Games, L.A., Photos, Sports
¡Atención! Los Reyes estarán defendiendo su copa, a partir de mañana contra los Azules de St. Louis. Espero que todo ministro cuerpo capaz de apoyar a los Reyes Magos en su búsqueda de una segunda taza.

La Copa de Don Estanley

Juanathan Rapido

Un golpe azul grande!
Atentamente,
El ministro de Asuntos real,
Don Frickeriguez
Mar 07
Minister of MOMAthletics, Current Affairs, Photos, Santa Barbara, Sports, Surfing, Trips





Dre, laying down the shred last weekend at the Rincon Classic. Scratching!!
Jun 12
Minister of RousingAdolphus, Baseball, Beer, Current Affairs, Fantasy Sports, Games, Hairline, Pancake, Photos, Sports, Spray Jam, Television, Web/Tech, Weblogs
Miami’s Secret Hairline Weapon

A tradition of Hairline Heat


King Hairline

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