Sep 29
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Athletics, Comedy, Current Affairs, Holidays, L.A., Photos, Santa Barbara, Sports, Videos 2 Comments
The Minister of Hyyyugjche Traps (Letters) says,
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Sep 03
Athletics, Comedy, Current Affairs, Fantasy Sports, Hairline, L.A., Photos, Sports 1 Comment
While I generally try and report all current hairless news, I have dropped the ‘bald’. The Minister of Health alerted me that there are important new happenings in the world of male pattern baldness which I have missed. Great Shame. Regardless, here is a link to what our current NFL stars will look like in a few short decades.
http://www.mandatory.com/2014/09/03/todays-nfl-quarterbacks-if-they-were-bald-part-2/
Here’s a taste:
Super Bald Champs!
Jun 12
Athletics, Current Affairs, International Meetings, L.A., Sports, Television 1 Comment
Ministers,
It is time for the World Cup. In the land of perfectly tanned hineys and fantastic sting bikini parties, the world will be putting the ‘I’ in International Soccer Cup Sport. I know my hairline blog is not the best way to reach people, but for those in LA/Southern California, we should band together as brothers to watch Sam’s Army attempt to preserve a shred of American dignity on the pitch. Arriba los Americanos.
Diego?
The US doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in Rio to get out of group play, but at least our coach believes in us. 
Disappointed hairline
Italian ‘Hyuge jackedman’
Jun 04
Current Affairs, L.A., Photos, Sports, Spray Jam 2 Comments
Arriba los Reyes de Los Angeles!! Once again, the Reyes (Kings) have made the Stanley Cup finals! Tonight we kick off the series against the Rangeros de Nueva York. And whether you’re a Tiburones, Patos or Preds fan, you can appreciate the significance of the East Coast West Coast rivalry. We must put aside our petty differences and band together as brothers to support the Reyes, because in the end, we are all Kings. Todos somos Reyes. Kopitamos!!
Hockey fans behaving badly. If we win the copa, the rabid LA hockey fans will riot in the streets!
Tom es a Rey
If you haven’t already, start receding that playoff hairline!
“I am a Reyes” -Novasahn
Indeed Novasahn, we are all Reyes.
May 28
Athletics, Current Affairs, Ice Skating, L.A., Photos, Sports 1 Comment
Esta noche es el último juego que betweent San Jose Sharks y los Reyes de Los Ángeles. Deseamos a nuestros jugadores la buena fortuna en su casa de hielo. Vivan los Reyes!!
Kopitamos!!
Apr 29
Athletics, Current Affairs, Games, L.A., Photos, Sports 3 Comments
¡Atención! Los Reyes estarán defendiendo su copa, a partir de mañana contra los Azules de St. Louis. Espero que todo ministro cuerpo capaz de apoyar a los Reyes Magos en su búsqueda de una segunda taza.
La Copa de Don Estanley
Juanathan Rapido
Un golpe azul grande!
Atentamente,
El ministro de Asuntos real,
Don Frickeriguez
Mar 07
Athletics, Current Affairs, Photos, Santa Barbara, Sports, Surfing, Trips 2 Comments
Dre, laying down the shred last weekend at the Rincon Classic. Scratching!!
Jun 12
Adolphus, Baseball, Beer, Current Affairs, Fantasy Sports, Games, Hairline, Pancake, Photos, Sports, Spray Jam, Television, Web/Tech, Weblogs 1 Comment
Miami’s Secret Hairline Weapon
A tradition of Hairline Heat
King Hairline
May 01
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