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Southpark is New Tonight

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New Southpark tonight.

Fat Tits

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South Park – All Episodes Online

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The entire South Park series went online today over at southparkstudios.com, the official South Park site.

Click here to watch Cartman get his revenge on Scott Tenorman.

The State of the Many Roles of Kurt Russell Address

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In just two days, we will be uniting to form the MANY ROLES OF KURT RUSSELL.  For those of you who missed the first post, we will be uniting to form the MANY ROLES OF KURT RUSSELL at Amanda’s house in Los Feliz this Saturday night.  Here’s her address:

3424 Lambeth Street
Los Angeles, CA 90027

Here’s a "Breakdown" of who’s coming and which Kurt Russell they will be portraying:

– Minister of Media and Technology will be Jack Burton from "Big Trouble in Little China." 
– Minister of MOM will be Snake Plissken from "Escape from L.A."
– Minister of Competition will be solar explorer, Col. Jonathan ‘Jack’ O’Neil from "Stargate."
– Minister of Rousing will be Dean Proffitt from "Overboard."
– Minister of Interior Design will be Coach Herb Brooks from "Miracle."
– Minister of Letters will be Michael Zane from "3,000 Miles to Graceland."
– Minister of Defense will be McCabe from "Vanilla Sky."
– Future Minister and IFS blood relative Ryan Maughan will be Stephen ‘Bull’ McCaffrey from "Backdraft."
– Longtime Friend of IFS and forever welcome Guest Member Ben Persons will be Captain Ron from "Captain Ron."

That’s nine Kurt Russells by my count, just shy of double digit Kurt Russells.  Now, I know that Health/Trade will be attending the party – so if he dresses up as a Kurt Russell, then we’ll have ten Kurt Russells total.  Also, Philanthropy is attempting to shift his work schedule around so he can make it as well.  International Affairs, Maritime, Athletics and Shwayne, we haven’t heard anything from you four so please comment on this post with your status.  Younger/Taller/Athleticer and Letters will be coming down from SB, and Media will be coming up from the OC, so finding a ride should not be a problem.  Also, here’s some last minute costume suggestions that should be easy to throw together:

– As Jeff Taylor in "Breakdown," Kurt wears a Ralph Lauren polo tucked in to khakis, and cool sunglasses:

– Kurt wears a tux in "Executive Decision" and a black suit in Poseidon (granted, you’d have to jump in a shower for this one).
– Wyatt Earp – we still  need one.  Calls for a taller man with a strong mustache and a cowboy outfit, so I’m thinking Esteban.  Whoever takes this role, the all black getup would be the right way to do it.
– "Dark Blue" would be easy.  Black collared shirt, leather jacket, light blue jeans and black sneakers:

Anyways, just some ideas.  Like Competition commented earlier, this seems destined as Kurt Russell made a strong appearance on South Park last night.  I hope everyone can make it.  The more Russells the better. 

– Rousing

UCSB Laser Map Quiz


Ucsb_campusHere are ten 3D images taken from the LiDAR signature from
an airborne laser scanner flown over our beloved UCSB. There’s a bit of noise in these models and it’s
not like looking at an image, so interpret wisely. It seems the going rate is 2 bottles of ale
to the winner. First person to comment
with the correct answers (or the most correct answers) gets two beers and the respect of their peers:

There are 10 Laser Maps, all on the main UCSB campus.  For those who didn’t attend UCSB, get a campus map and guess anyway.Shot10arrow




Southpark Season 11 Starts Tonight



Just a reminder to everyone, Southpark Season 11 starts tonight.  Here’s a summary of tonight’s episode:

New cases of people using the “N” word are on the
rise in an all new “South Park” entitled, “With Apologies to Jesse
Jackson,” premiering on Wednesday, March 7 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy

While the citizens of “South Park” must contend with the widespread use of the racial slur, Cartman fights a midget.

Watch or die…

Make Your Own Southpark Character

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I think I’ve posted on something similar to this, but this is better.  Head over here to make your own Southpark character.  Once you are done, hit Print Screen and paste it into Photoshop or Paint to save it.
[via Lifehacker]

Southpark Season 10 Ends Tonight

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Southpark’s 10th Season ends tonight with an episode titled "Stanley’s Cup".  Read below for a synopsis:

"Stan Marsh has hit rock
bottom. He’s got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad
situation, is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. Once a hotshot
pee wee hockey player himself, Stan Marsh has tried to put those days
behind him. But he’s still living with the memory of how let his team
down when he missed the winning shot in the big game. Now, he’s about
to find out that being a coach means facing your past. He’s determined
to show his kids what it’s like to be a winner!"

Season 11 will start March 7th, 2007 so enjoy tonight’s episode.  Or you can watch it here.

Praise Science

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With the Time Child saga over, the Otters have been put in there place.

Bored at work, want to make a crank call to the past, watch the full Southpark episode here.

Want to know what the hell the episode was parodying – check out this Buck Rogers page (it’s almost as funny as the actual episode).

We need to rent the series’ DVDs, Netflix this the next time I am in SB Mesa House, so that I can watch it and eat things off of my tummy.  (Also can you pick up a Nintendo Wii and Zelda, THANKS!!!).