WeeeeeeHoooooo!

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Was cleaning out my computer, and stumbled across this gem. Figured I’d share.

Coming Soon…

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Townies Don’t Surf from benpersons on Vimeo.

Surfing’s the source man… swear to God

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Today Ol Glory and myself will be traveling back to the Indonesian archipelago to fill up on our share of tasties. It’s been a long time and we’re hungry. In fact we’re so hungry we could eat the ass out of a dead rhino, Utah! Two!
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This is stimulating, but we’re out of here.

Little hand says it’s time to rock and roll

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Yesterday Ol Glory and I purchased two tickets from LAX to Jakarta on August 14th.  The two self-proclaimed leaders of the Outdoor Adventure Squad are going back to Indonesia to catch a couple tasties.  If any soul is brave enough to join us, I wholeheartedly encourage you.  Dan?

The following video is from a little malaria infested island off the coast of Java we may try and get to.  Wish us luck.

Scratchin!

Storm’s a Brewin’

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Alright Ministers, Rabbi and friends. MOM’s got that tingly feeling in his left foot again, which can only mean one thing, IFS South Lake Tahoe meeting!

So far we have a sizable crew going and I encourage any minister who is on the fence to sack up and make the drive, you won’t regret it.  Your brothers want you there.
lake_tahoe.jpgThe address of the Cabin is:

2551 Del Norte
South lake Tahoe, CA 96150

The address of the Restaurant is:

Blue Angel Cafe Address:
1132 Ski Run Blvd
South Lake Tahoe, CA 96150
9am-11am

So far we have a number of guests and more are welcome if there are any last minute add-ons.  The more the merrier.  Many ministers, especially those of the North-State persuasion will be arriving earlier in the day Thursday.  I will be heading up the Glory-Train which will leave LA after work Thursday and arrive in Tahoe in the wee hours.

Tentative schedule:
Thursday Arrival – Those who are there early can open up the ‘Hurt Locker’ and see what’s inside.  Hopefully there are a few soldiers left standing when the Glory Train pulls into the station around 2am.  If all goes well, I expect to see Letters playing the air-drums and dancing by himself amongst drunken sleeping bodies.

Friday – IFS Summer Meeting (9-11am at the Blue Angel Cafe)
After the meeting there is a possible field trip to North Lake Tahoe where my brother and his younger hooligan friends are living in a cabin on the Lake for the summer. (Y&T 2)  The owners are family friends and have offered to allow us to some and hang out at the Lake for the afternoon.  They have a boat or two as well as other water-based entertainment.  They graciously offered to feed us and allow us to enjoy their Lakeside jam for the afternoon.  This should allow us to see the other side of Tahoe and relax for the afternoon before returning to the South Lake area for the evening.  Naturally this is not a mandatory trip, and if some ministers want to hit the casinos straight away, no problem.  Just an option.

In the evening we will return to South Lake and enjoy an evening on the Town, Casinos, Buffets, Cabin, you know, Make Party.
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We have all day to enjoy our Nation’s Independence Day in South Lake Tahoe, no concrete plans.  If we can commandeer a boat to be on the water for a fire works show, that’d be great, but I’m sure being drunk at the casinos/cabin will also be fun.  Perhaps Cutie Pie can lead a break dance battle party in honor of MJ.  We’ll play this one by ear.  If anyone has any ideas or thoughts on particular activities, please post a comment. 
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The Lows are always lower than the Highs are high.  We make an attempt to clean up our mess, and limp home to resume our boring lives whilst dreaming of the next IFS gathering.   

And remember….. Gooooood Flapjack

I’m so high…

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This is like when A & D did the gainer off the cliff on the river in Chico, only way crazier.
Big American Penis.  This pool he lands in is so shallow.

Amendment to the IFS cheers

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Back off Warchild, Seriously.

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This Calvin and Hobbes is funny!

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This always makes me smile.

That’s all I ask for, just 90 seconds of your life Johnny, that’s it.

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For anyone who sucks, let me bring you up to speed.  There was a movie which was released in 1991 called ‘Point Break’.  This movie featured territorial surfers, FBI agents, bank robberies, shootouts, skydiving, naked females and meatball sandwiches, best i ever tasted.  This movie was shown to me by my late uncle and literally changed my life.  I literally frequent secret beaches with chemical signatures similar to the Ex President’s home break, I say ‘Brah’ far too often and have been robbing banks in the LA area for years to fuel my endless summer.

The movie ended with surfer/bank robber Bodhi (Patrick Swayze) paddling into massive death defying Bells Beach Australia.  The movie ends, suggesting Bodhi died in the massive waves.  Apparently he didn’t die, he paddled to Indo.

The Gods have smiled on MOM by giving the green light to ‘Point Break Indo’.  Internet sources are buzzing with speculation about the return of the original stars. Here is a brief synopsis I found online:

When Billy Dalton, military special ops and star surfer, is
disqualified from the pro-surfing tour, he takes off for the coast of
Bali looking for the perfect wave.  While there he’s recruited by a
private security force who are trying to find a gang known as The Bush
Administration, surfing outlaws and modern day pirates who work like
“The Ex-Presidents,” a bank robbing crew from Malibu twenty years ago.

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The Bush Administration!! Holy shit, thats amazing.  Casting news has not been released, but it is rumored Reeves will not return, but as long as Bodhi lives I’m happy.

Jan de Bont will be directing and the production company believes that
they will be filming the “most extreme action stunts ever caught on
camera
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If anyone has noticed all trash talking from my fantasy football team, ‘The Ex Presidents’ in will be carried out using lines from the original ‘Point Break’.  (That team name is picked prior to the news for the sequel.) I’ve actually handed over management duties of the EX Presidents to A&D so I could focus full time on ‘Point Break’ trash talking.

Needless to say I’ll be somewhere sweet in LA on opening night, drunk and in costume.  If they film in IMAX, I’m there.

‘The Dark Knight’ is to Letters
as
‘Point Break Indo’ is to MOM.

Filming may not have even started yet, so speculation about release dates may be a bit premature, but I think a surfer party is in order, maybe a little beach football, tequila shots, bonfire, stealth mission. Who knows?

“Life sure has a sick sense of humor, doesn’t it?”

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