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Magic Legs

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Thanks to everyone for following my blog. Hope you enjoy this video. It’s a shout out for the Minister of Handicapped Awesomeness.

Look for the Ducati at 4:20ish, brahs. Dre needs some fairings. Scratchin!

Mom’s Tasties

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Spiting sand bottom shacks, right on the beach.

If you want to see some Aussies score pumping Cyclone swell, click this link: Tasties!!

Scratchin’.

We’re all a part of the tribe

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This really happened

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After a long weekend in FresYES, I thought this would be a good opportunity to update my blog. Although a rush of last-minute resignations threatened to weaken the FresYES Super Bowl weekend, a band of hearty IFS ministers made the trek to the BIG Country. The Minister of ID opened up his well decorated home to us, and showed as a weekend for the books.

We bowled, we drank, we laughed, we cried, we ate lots of Mexican food. Although the Doritos Loco taco has been discontinued, we were treated to something far better…a Caruther’s original. Tito’s. The Al Pastor was amazing.

Happy Halloween

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El Boracho

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For any Gaucho (and most Vaqueros), a late night freebirds burrito was a staple of the college experience. Legend has it, one night a drunken Rabbi entered the original freebirds, asked for a double tortilla wrapped burrito with nacho chips inside, and ‘El Boracho’ was born. Local IV scholars maintain that the restaurant added ‘El Boracho’ to their secret menu shortly thereafter, and can still be requested today.

On a recent business trip to San Antonio, TX. I noticed a giant ‘Freebirds – World Burrito’ billboard on the side of the freeway. A few weeks later, a Freebirds opened near the Beethoven House in West LA. The chain has exploded, there are nearly 50 locations in Texas (planned and built), it’s hyyuge there. Apparently you can even get custom freebirds Texas license plates. It’s good to see a local SB business doing so well. I’m glad I’ll be able to continue to enjoy their delicious burritos in LA, and apparently anywhere in Texas. But it still feels good to be a part of the original. If only they could add flapjacks to their menu.


Freebird’s Story
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It all started in ’87 near the beach in Santa Barbara, California when two ex-hippies figured out how to roll some awesome burritos using fresh-chopped veggies, house-made rice and beans, and of course grass fed beef and all natural chicken.

Students at UC Santa Barbara quickly adopted FREEBIRDS as their own. Four years later, FREEBIRDS rolled into College Station, Texas where the Aggies at A&M got a taste of the soon-to-be legendary FREEBIRD & Monster burritos. And today, FREEBIRDS is spreading its wings and expanding across the country.

News Story from the South Bay:
http://www.dailybreeze.com/ci_19029151?source=rss_viewed

Bring back the Hook and Ladder!

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Having a longstanding love affair with NFL Blitz on Nintendo 64 (in my formative years), I think I know a thing or two about football. Late hits, laterals, and excessive celebrations are integral parts of the game. What do you do on ‘4th and Long’? Punt. Right? Not according to coach Kevin Kelley, head football coach of Pulaski Academy in Little Rock, Ark.

This man doesn’t punt, only calls onside kicks, and has a penchant for the trick play. This school of 350 students is climbing the ranks of Arkansas football by not playing like little bitches, and instead confusing their opponents with ‘Blitz’ style tactics. While some might call such tactics lunacy, Coach Kelley is a man of science. According to this article the numbers support his tactics. Read the article and watch some of their highlights, it’ll change your whole perspective on shit. It probably helps that they have who appears to be Michael Vick’s long lost son as their quarterback, but they still play like absolute plaahhhs.

What do you think Coach Casanova? Could the Blue Raiders use a few more onside kicks? Kicking the ball deep is what Fowler would do, and you know how I feel about that, Fuck Fowler.

Jurgen Klinsmann, lead us to the promised land…

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Everyone knows, no sport is more American than soccer. Having said that, I’m so glad we just hired a new coach, the legendary German, Jurgen Klinsman! Jurgen, World Cup champion, coach, and journeyman baker, has been residing in California for a long time and has been pursued by US Soccer for years. Very recently he was hired as the new Head Coach. Using his signature Blitzkrieg attack, Heir Klinsman secured a tie against the ‘Sleepy Senors from the South’, which is like a win for Americans. Based on my analysis, I’m pretty sure this means Americans are going to be good at soccer now.

“Holy Hairline Batman!”

I propose we go support our country against the highly politically-charged friendly against Costa Rica on September 2nd, at the Home Depot center. The world will be watching!!

Remember watching UCSB lose to Indiana in the NCAA finals? It’ll be the opposite of that.

The Game is September 2nd, 2011. Game Time is 8:00pm (Pacific Time). We can hang out and party in LA after the game! Perhaps a long overdue pancake breakfast Saturday morning? The “I love America subcommittee”. If you have any interest in coming to the game, let me know and I’ll buy tickets. We can tailgate in the Home Depot Center, and all go watch the game as brothers, together.

William Jefferson Clinton wants you to go! Viva America!!!

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