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Younger and Taller Brother Hairline

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Here are two IFS members Getting in some Tahoe Lovin

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From Joel Frick Jam

BERN-CEPTION

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Bernception: (Berncep +Graduation)

In Attendance:

Minister of Interior Design, Minister of Lexicon, Minister of Rousing, Minister of Photography/Wine, Minister of Biceps Letters, Minister of International Affairs, Minister of Business Management (late but got der), Minister of History, and Minister of Auditory Pleasure.

Prior to the meeting, Minister of Interior Design noticed the IFS plaque was missing from the front of the IHOP.  More on this after the (smoke) break.

The meeting began with Minister of Interior Design making an unofficial pitch to change his title to the minister of bowling.  The duties would include planning official flapjack bowling events, or maybe just being the best bowler at flapjack bowling events, or at least going to bowling events with other flappies.

Minister of International Affairs told an epic, true  story about the dinner the night before at the Tavern.  Minister of IA instructed some of the hostesses to escort a man with hüuuuge biceps (Letters) to the back party table when he arrived.  After his arrival, the hostesses privately commented to Minister of IA that the man’s biceps were big but not that big, and that it seemed like he might have just had a shirt tailored so its tight around the arms.  But the Minister of International Affairs explained that in fact Letters wears XXL shirts that only look small because of his hüuuuge biceps.

Orders:

Minister of Lexicon – Ham and Egg Melt, no Swiss Cheese, add Cheddar.  Side of Short Stack.

Minister of Letters – Breakfast Sampler with Scrambled Eggs.

Minister of Rousing – Country Fried Steak and Eggs

Minister of Business Management – Rooty Tooty Fresh n’ Fruity (remotely ordered due to a late-arrival)

Minister of Auditory Pleasure – Sirloin Tips and Eggs + Cheddar and 2 (two) Appetizer Samples

Minister of Photography / Wine – Pancake Platter w/side of German Pancakes

Minister of History – Post Roast Melt – w/Side of Blueberry Pancakes

Minister of Interior Design – Bacon Temptation Omelette

Minister of International Affairs– Eggs Benedict with a side of Eggs, no Hash Browns, Short Stack of Pancakes, plus a side of T-Bone Steak

[Smoke Break]

Minister of Interior Design looked into the plaque situation and found it was stowed away safely.  The plaque had been removed during a redecoration/remodeling of the pancake establishment.

It was decided that the Minister of International Affairs would host the plaque at the Tavern. After an acoustic rendition of the anthem, and light slingshot practice, Minister of International Affairs, in light of the restaurant opening and his general attitude toward life, moved to change his name to Minister of the American Dream.

Special hand-crafted ballots were handed out thanks to the hard work of Auditory Pleasure’s lady.   Minister of Letters’ ballot was adorned with calligraphy and glitter.

Minister of History had the honor of reading the ballots in Minister of Member of the Months’ stead.  The votes were cast and Minister of Letters won Member of the Month for being an inspiration, a  pillar of the society, for his reverse biceps Samson jam strength jam, for having an entire weekend named after his biceps, and for graduating wearing a silver chord on his way to joining the ranks of thousands of other Sociology Major millionaires.  Minister of Wardrobe took home the Continental Breakfast Award for losing in the face of adversity.

A final anthem, a final bow from Minister of International Affairs, and the meeting was adjourned, but the fun wasn’t over.

 

For Those Who Rack Disciprin

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In honor of his 30th (somewhere around there) The Sensei is running a seminar on that very subject this saturday at his Dojo on the beach in Manhappening! The notice may be a rittle rate but it should be a lucky fun time USA #1 beach party so if you can get dere, get dere! Beach, BBQ, Beers, Bars, Buzzes, Boobs, and Balls – speaking of which, bring any and all beach games like bocce, horseshoes, cornhole, or even just a sorid footbarl. Whaddya say? You up? You Out? You in? You down? Kewl.

Nos han enfurecido a los dioses de hockey, pedimos perdón. Por favor, dejar a nuestros queridos Reyes celebrar la Copa de Don Estanley.

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La Copa de Don Stanley será nuestra!

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Viva Reyes!!!

El Francotirador eslovena tiene su número, Marty!

Marty!! Marty!!!

Que Vivan Los Reyes!

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Game 1: Reyes 2, Diablos 1
Game 2: DTLA a la casa de Schroeder, a las cinco en la noche (tiempo pacifico).

Trae un poco de cerveza y algo para comer. Ayyyayayiii!

Viva Los Reyes!!!

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Although Kobe and the ballers can’t seem to hack it at shooty hoops, the 8 seed ‘Los Reyes de Los Angeles’ beat the top three seeds to go to the Stanley Cup Finals for the first time since ‘The Great One’ skated for LA.

Games start next Wednesday. No matter what happens in the East, we’ll play some gringos de los pinche rangadores o los diablos. There’s still time left to jump on the bandwagon. Send pro Reyes text messages to Lex and myself, solamente en espanol. Arrriba Reyes!

Game 1: Wed. May 30, NBC
Game 2: Sat. June 2, NBC
Game 3: Mon. June 4, NBCSN
Game 4: Wed. June 6, NBCSN
*Game 5: Sat. June 9, NBC
*Game 6: Mon. June 11, NBC
*Game 7: Wed. June 13, NBC

It’s the Pancake Breakfast… We Do it Every (six) Month(s).

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Gentlemen, before I make this proposition, I’d like to congratulate our Minister of Interior Design on his graduation.  Rocco!!  Alright, Sly!!  Go Dogs!!

The Weekend of June 15-17

In recent weeks, several folks have expressed a desire to make an SB trip on this weekend, thus I would like to propose that an official IFS meeting take place on Saturday, June 16th.  Turnpike IHOP.  Adolphi.  MOM & CB Voting.  Side of Steak.  The whole nine yards.

Sunday, June 17th

So, yeah, 11 years later, I’ll finally be graduating from UCSB and can’t wait to join the countless billionaire sociology majors out there in the real world.  Since several people have mentioned they wanted to be there for the graduation, and since I’ll have a few family members rolling into town, I thought a Santa Barbara beachside BBQ would be a great way to spend that Sunday afternoon.  I’ve already reserved the BBQ area at Shoreline Park so we won’t have to fight bums and rollerbladers for space.  I’m currently in the process of acquiring an alcohol permit so we can have Adolphus on tap.

We’ll have plenty of space for bocce ball, horse balls, and any other balls-themed games Wardobe can dream up.

   Anyhoo, that’s that.  This monkey on my back has grown quite large over the past 11 years.  I’d love for as many of you as possible to be there to celebrate its release into the wild.

-Love Letters

The NBA Hair-Offs (Part 1 of a 3-Post Cycle)

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A Born (Hairline) Leader

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