Make Hair Great Again

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This video lies at the nexus of where this blog has ended up (mostly hairline based humor) and current events in the US.  I think we need to make this ‘webbrog’ great again!!  These damn Hoodia spam robots have taken over our website and taken all the good commenting jobs from hardworking, blue collar ministers.  Do your duty, post and comment, otherwise the spam robots win.  MOM 2016!!

http://video.foxnews.com/v/1324080713001/the-five-megyn-kellys-one-on-one-with-trumps-hair/?#sp=show-clips

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The proper way to address allegations of cheating

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Flex those hyyuge traps Gronk.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/rob-gronkowski-flexes-asked-deflategate-article-1.2213156

Hyyyugjche Traps

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The Minister of Hyyyugjche Traps (Letters) says, 

“Congratulations on all of the new sponsors: free coupons kfc, laranitas free content source, orange weight loss, eHow and Hoodia, among others. Superb blog!”


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Omaha, Omaha, bald 42, bald 42, set….hike

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While I generally try and report all current hairless news, I have dropped the ‘bald’.  The Minister of Health alerted me that there are important new happenings in the world of male pattern baldness which I have missed.  Great Shame.  Regardless, here is a link to what our current NFL stars will look like in a few short decades.

http://www.mandatory.com/2014/09/03/todays-nfl-quarterbacks-if-they-were-bald-part-2/

Here’s a taste:

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Super Bald Champs!

International Soccer Cup Sport

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Ministers,

It is time for the World Cup.  In the land of perfectly tanned hineys and fantastic sting bikini parties, the world will be putting the ‘I’ in International Soccer Cup Sport.  I know my hairline blog is not the best way to reach people, but for those in LA/Southern California, we should band together as brothers to watch Sam’s Army attempt to preserve a shred of American dignity on the pitch.  Arriba los Americanos.

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Diego?

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The US doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in Rio to get out of group play, but at least our coach believes in us.  Costa Rica US Wcup Soccer

Disappointed hairline

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Italian ‘Hyuge jackedman’

 

La Copa de Don Estanley parte DOS!!

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Arriba los Reyes de Los Angeles!!  Once again, the Reyes (Kings) have made the Stanley Cup finals!  Tonight we kick off the series against the Rangeros de Nueva York.  And whether you’re a Tiburones, Patos or Preds fan, you can appreciate the significance of the East Coast West Coast rivalry.  We must put aside our petty differences and band together as brothers to support the Reyes, because in the end, we are all Kings.  Todos somos Reyes.  Kopitamos!!

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Hockey fans behaving badly.  If we win the copa, the rabid LA hockey fans will riot in the streets!

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Tom es a Rey

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If you haven’t already, start receding that playoff hairline!

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“I am a Reyes” -Novasahn

Indeed Novasahn, we are all Reyes.

 

Putting the ‘i’ in Marriage….jam

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Congratulations to the IFS Brazilian ‘international’ brother duo, who both got engaged to their beautiful fiances this past week.  Join me in congratulating the two newest Ministers of Matrimony.  Sounds like we’ve got a couple ‘cool parties’ to plan.

El ultimo Juego…..Si se puede! Si se puede!!

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Esta noche es el último juego que betweent San Jose Sharks y los Reyes de Los Ángeles. Deseamos a nuestros jugadores la buena fortuna en su casa de hielo.  Vivan los Reyes!!

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Kopitamos!!

America’s Birthday

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America turns 237 this year.  It’s a milestone.  It has been proposed that we celebrate in Santa Barbara county at the beautiful Zaca Mesa winery.  July 4th is on a Thursday this year so we wanted to meet on July 5th for a night or two of camping on the winery property.

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Naturally, our master Sommelier Dane Campbell would be our guide and host.  He’s graciously offered to reserve the onsite campground for us.  I believe there’s plenty of room, so wives, girlfriends, and amigos are all welcome. 

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I wanted to make a post on my hairline blog to gauge interest.  Would any ministers (or Rebbis) be interested in joining for weekend of patriotism and brotherhood to celebrate the day Ronald Regan vanquished the communists on Raptorback!

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Or was it celebrating the day William Jefferson and Ronald McDonald saved New York from aliens?  Clinton

I can’t remember exactly, but regardless we should all celebrate America’s birthday together.  That is reason enough.

Defensor del título, la Copa de Don Estanley, los Reyes!

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¡Atención! Los Reyes estarán defendiendo su copa, a partir de mañana contra los Azules de St. Louis. Espero que todo ministro cuerpo capaz de apoyar a los Reyes Magos en su búsqueda de una segunda taza.

La Copa de Don Estanley

La Copa de Don Estanley

Juanathan Rapido

Juanathan Rapido

Un golpe azul grande!

Un golpe azul grande!

Atentamente,

El ministro de Asuntos real,

Don Frickeriguez

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