The proper way to address allegations of cheating

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Flex those hyyuge traps Gronk.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/rob-gronkowski-flexes-asked-deflategate-article-1.2213156

Hyyyugjche Traps

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The Minister of Hyyyugjche Traps (Letters) says, 

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Omaha, Omaha, bald 42, bald 42, set….hike

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While I generally try and report all current hairless news, I have dropped the ‘bald’.  The Minister of Health alerted me that there are important new happenings in the world of male pattern baldness which I have missed.  Great Shame.  Regardless, here is a link to what our current NFL stars will look like in a few short decades.

http://www.mandatory.com/2014/09/03/todays-nfl-quarterbacks-if-they-were-bald-part-2/

Here’s a taste:

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Super Bald Champs!

The hairline brush

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Me so sorry for taking a break from my hairrine brog.  Here’s a practical design.

This brush was designed  to shine your bald spot with a felt pad and brush your remaining hair at the same time.  Too bad they don’t make em anymore.  

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America’s Birthday

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America turns 237 this year.  It’s a milestone.  It has been proposed that we celebrate in Santa Barbara county at the beautiful Zaca Mesa winery.  July 4th is on a Thursday this year so we wanted to meet on July 5th for a night or two of camping on the winery property.

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Naturally, our master Sommelier Dane Campbell would be our guide and host.  He’s graciously offered to reserve the onsite campground for us.  I believe there’s plenty of room, so wives, girlfriends, and amigos are all welcome. 

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I wanted to make a post on my hairline blog to gauge interest.  Would any ministers (or Rebbis) be interested in joining for weekend of patriotism and brotherhood to celebrate the day Ronald Regan vanquished the communists on Raptorback!

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Or was it celebrating the day William Jefferson and Ronald McDonald saved New York from aliens?  Clinton

I can’t remember exactly, but regardless we should all celebrate America’s birthday together.  That is reason enough.

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I’d like to order a steak medium RALALLLAAALLLRE..

Titanic Hairline

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A Chin-trospective

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Great to see everyone out in the desert this weekend. Enjoy the Minister of Auditory Pleasure’s video tribute to the Bachelor. See everyone in a few weeks for the final neutering.

Cute Overload!

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Had to break from work to post this! Enjoy. Can’t wait to celebrate this glorious picture tomorrow night, oh and the wedding…

Wheeeeehoooooooo!!!

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Fellow Ministers,

The time has come, the Super Important, World Premiere of ‘Townies Don’t Surf’. We failed mightily in securing a good viewing venue. Apparently the best surf video to come out of Mar Vista in the last 9 months doesn’t seem to carry much weight around these parts. Apparently, all the theaters are busy showing “Real Movies”.

Not to worry though, this will actually make for a good old fashioned Hootenanny at our humble residence. We will be hosting a viewing party at Beethoven St. this coming Saturday from 6:00pm-10pm. Whiskar will be provided to all guests, in jars.

Anyone in attendance is encouraged to bring a jug of their favorite moonshine, a few cold ones, or if you run over some meat on your way here, we can throw it on the grill. We will be BBQing at around 6:00pm.

There will be two showings of the film.

First Screening 8:00pm
Second Screening 9:00pm
Bowling 10:00pm

This will be a townie themed hootenanny, so dress appropriately. If anyone has a friend or two, bring them, as long as they’re kin!

Afterparty
We have three lanes reserved at Mar Vista Lanes at 10:00pm for those interested in throwing stones.

If you’re having a little trouble getting excited about a surf movie, made by two guys who don’t surf that good, maybe a few tarp tasties will get you in the mood. Scratching!!!!

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