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An Important Lesson In Winning


Curtis, has this made its way to the Prussian Empire yet?

And then there’s this:

Happy 27th Wardrobe



Today marks the day that our own Minister of Wardrobe came into this world 27 years ago, and what a day it is.

Here is your horoscope from the Boston Herald:

Your inner strength surges, which comes with an onus of using your powers for good. A smart decision paves the way for positive relationships. In September, a new admirer of your work or of your person shows up. Couples get closer in October. Act on your notions and November brings a financial uplift. Scorpio and Aquarius adore you. Your lucky numbers are: 40, 11, 14, 39 and 17.

I am an Aquarius and it is true I adore you.

Have a good birthday old flapjack,




Dan Lacey: Painter of Pancakes


daily_inspirational_catholic_image2.jpgMinisters and Rabbi, it pains me to bury E’s excellent agenda post, but I think this is worthy.  I present to you the work of Dan Lacey, an obscure cartoonist who recently rose to interweb fame by painting pictures of historic figures with pancakes on their heads.  I’m currently looking into getting a signed print for our artifact collection.  Here are a few more examples of his work:

Barack Obama

Dick Cheney

Sarah Palin (with shortstack)


IHOP Celebrity Sighting! – David Spade


Thought this was [worth posting for the IHOP related heiny shot]( And no Wardrobe I’m not talking about Spade’s ass. Though those are some crazy jeans – the british flag on a pocket, CRAZY!!! Extra exclamation points = extra crazy

New Birth…


As in death, there is always new life. And so it is with the passing of one of our beloved animals comes the birth of two new members of our family. Meet Lizzy’s little girls, Bailey and Kayla, twelve week old, Australian Shepherd Pit-Bull mix, adopted from the Delano Police Department Animal Control.


Coach Tiger



Who’s in?

Twenty things to do today while high…



  1. Russell Crowe and Christian Bale are busy working on a remake of "3:10 to Yuma", no trailer yet, but a couple of stills to get you pumped.
  2. If long haired cowboys isn’t your thing, the new Bourne Ultimatum trailer is out on the interwebs.
  3. There was no new Office this week, but there is a preview of next week’s episode, and it is highlarious.
  4. Southpark was really good this week, re-watch it or download it, or if you’re really high you can check out Soutpark in French.
  5. If you like to read while you’re high, here’s a look at what people at the turn of the 20th century thought our lives would be like.
  6. In sports news, the Ducks won, and Ricky Williams wants to get high with the Rams.
  7. Go see Hot Fuzz today, good reviews, and plenty of action / comedy.  Or if you’re too lazy, I’m sure one of these movies is playing on some channel somewhere in the world.
  8. Be sure to get up early tomorrow for Arcade Fire tickets.
  9. If you’re getting hungry, there are good fish and chips in Van Nuys.
  10. Listen to Bill Bradley talk, yeah that’s what I want to do when I’m high.
  11. Is this what we’d look like if we were chicks?
  12. Human Giant is out, and it’s pretty funny, read about it, or watch it, I don’t care.
  13. This is what happens when you don’t smoke weed, or smoke too much.  No this is what happens when you smoke too much.
  14. Why don’t you use your newfound creative juices to give me comments on the new site look?
  15. There’s a Gears of War tournament starting today, does anyone play that anymore?
  16. Man, this movie looks like crap, except for the Jessica Biel in panties thing.
  17. Is smoking weed good for you? Possibly  Do 14-year olds already know this?
  18. Why is Howard Stern one of the only logical persons in the media?
  19. Damn, twenty things is tough, and I’m getting the munchies.
  20. Next meeting, we are all eating these…


The Dark Knight


I discovered some more news today about "The Dark Knight;" the highy anticipated sequel to "Batman Begins."   These will be your villans: Heath Ledger as The Joker and Aaron Eckhart as Harvey Dent/Two-Face.  Maggie Gyllenhall has confirmed that she will be taking over the role of Rachel Daws, formerlly played by Katie Holmes.  For daily updates on casting for The Dark Knight, check out  I am a huge nerd.

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