Timolicious, Moons Worldwide

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Putting the “I” in Frankfurt, jam. Soccer jam.

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Worldwide babeeeeeeyyyee. Burger joint in Berlin jam.

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International Soccer Cup Sport

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Ministers,

It is time for the World Cup.  In the land of perfectly tanned hineys and fantastic sting bikini parties, the world will be putting the ‘I’ in International Soccer Cup Sport.  I know my hairline blog is not the best way to reach people, but for those in LA/Southern California, we should band together as brothers to watch Sam’s Army attempt to preserve a shred of American dignity on the pitch.  Arriba los Americanos.

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Diego?

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The US doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in Rio to get out of group play, but at least our coach believes in us.  Costa Rica US Wcup Soccer

Disappointed hairline

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Italian ‘Hyuge jackedman’

 

La Copa de Don Estanley parte DOS!!

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Arriba los Reyes de Los Angeles!!  Once again, the Reyes (Kings) have made the Stanley Cup finals!  Tonight we kick off the series against the Rangeros de Nueva York.  And whether you’re a Tiburones, Patos or Preds fan, you can appreciate the significance of the East Coast West Coast rivalry.  We must put aside our petty differences and band together as brothers to support the Reyes, because in the end, we are all Kings.  Todos somos Reyes.  Kopitamos!!

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Hockey fans behaving badly.  If we win the copa, the rabid LA hockey fans will riot in the streets!

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Tom es a Rey

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If you haven’t already, start receding that playoff hairline!

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“I am a Reyes” -Novasahn

Indeed Novasahn, we are all Reyes.