Fresno State-of-Mind


Fellow brothers, ministers, and hoodia lovers. I am very excited to see you all in the upcoming Ann-Jam, and would like to offer an alternative to what will surely take another year from my already shortened life. The weekend, which many have agreed is the best to meet, is also the same week your Blue Raiders will be facing those Fowler faggots. The stakes: last game of league, the league championship, playoff seeding, bragging rights, and of course the winner gets to rape the other team on the 50-yd line, seriously, it’s something that started a long time ago. The game will be in Caruthers, birthplace of the original “crank-yanker” two years prior, and walking distance from my parents home, where all guests are welcome to Robitussin shots of Jagermeister. There is only one catch. The game will be played on a Thursday night the 10th, due to the observance of Veteran’s Day on Friday (‘Merica!). Being employed by the Government, I will have Friday off, I am not sure about your schedules. If it can be worked out, and does not limit attendance, I would be proud to host our Ann-Jam in Fresno, where the mythical Doritos Taco can be spotted on a full-moon with the right amount of alcohol in your belly. If this option does not work, you know I am more than willing to travel wherever the meeting is held. As you know, I like to get a bit crahsee (see post below with no title). Questions/comments/concerns, send a raven.

8 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. MOF
    Nov 01, 2011 @ 15:31:50

    I won’t be able to make the Thursday game but Fresyes sounds awesome

  2. M+T
    Oct 31, 2011 @ 16:35:15

    Can’t do the Thurs. game, but am in for the NO.

  3. mandrew
    Oct 28, 2011 @ 09:42:44

    I can’t make the Thursday Fowler game unfortunately. But if Nova is willing to host, I say FresYes.

  4. History
    Oct 28, 2011 @ 08:02:01

    IN as well! However just learned my school does not take veteran’s day off because it is private and instead privately hates ‘Merica on that day. Still, Fuck Fowler, let’s do this!

  5. MofEd
    Oct 27, 2011 @ 18:05:15

    Are the rest of you PLANNING to think about it?

  6. Rousing
    Oct 27, 2011 @ 17:21:13


  7. MofEd
    Oct 26, 2011 @ 21:32:22

    I am not sure about thursday either. But I am all for a weekend up in Fresno. Los Angeles and its nightlife will always be there and we were all just there for the wedding of a certain tall slender hipster. My vote would be for IFS 2011 – Fresno Jam. A change of location would be good, especially since winter is coming….

  8. MBM
    Oct 26, 2011 @ 20:02:58

    Man I don’t think I can pull the Thursday. But that might be the post of the year…compelling and I’m thinking about it…