She says: Are you in yet? I say: I’m already done.


Thanks to the recently engaged Mr. Buncheesee, the Minister of the Lexicon will no longer neglect his duties as such. Thanks Bunchie and Congrats to being “on schedule.”

So much to say after months of seeing everyones hilarious posts and being powerless to add, argue, or critique. In the interest of time I will filter the topics down to the most important and pressing:

1. Fuck Fowler
2. Was that red team in those highlight reels Fowler? I hope it was cuz those faggots got stompt on
3. Nova, I know we have been game planning for those Fowler faggots all season, like any good coach would, but when Fowler week comes around we need to put in a “Da’ Bomb” package to catch those faggots off guard – something their scouts haven’t seen. Then we run it on 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and of course, 4th down for the entire game. Fricker and anyone else who sent as much time playing Blitz on the old N64 knows it is the only way to guaranteed victory.

2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. frickerigno
    Sep 20, 2011 @ 23:25:49

    Good to have you back Lex. Congrats to Bunchie. When do we get to go to that Bachelor party?

  2. Rousing
    Sep 20, 2011 @ 19:56:41

    4. Deep Outs. What a coincidence that the tags in the post match my search history to a tee. Fuck Fowler.