Bring back the Hook and Ladder!


Having a longstanding love affair with NFL Blitz on Nintendo 64 (in my formative years), I think I know a thing or two about football. Late hits, laterals, and excessive celebrations are integral parts of the game. What do you do on ‘4th and Long’? Punt. Right? Not according to coach Kevin Kelley, head football coach of Pulaski Academy in Little Rock, Ark.

This man doesn’t punt, only calls onside kicks, and has a penchant for the trick play. This school of 350 students is climbing the ranks of Arkansas football by not playing like little bitches, and instead confusing their opponents with ‘Blitz’ style tactics. While some might call such tactics lunacy, Coach Kelley is a man of science. According to this article the numbers support his tactics. Read the article and watch some of their highlights, it’ll change your whole perspective on shit. It probably helps that they have who appears to be Michael Vick’s long lost son as their quarterback, but they still play like absolute plaahhhs.

What do you think Coach Casanova? Could the Blue Raiders use a few more onside kicks? Kicking the ball deep is what Fowler would do, and you know how I feel about that, Fuck Fowler.

2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. novashan
    Sep 16, 2011 @ 13:24:51

    I can’t imagine how long it would take to put in all of those onside kicks. Is the bottom clip Vick versus a middle school? wowie wow wow

  2. Rousing
    Sep 16, 2011 @ 07:53:41

    Fuck Fowler. “Go home Fowler! Faggooot!” – the drunk Crank Yanker.