Jurgen Klinsmann, lead us to the promised land…

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Everyone knows, no sport is more American than soccer. Having said that, I’m so glad we just hired a new coach, the legendary German, Jurgen Klinsman! Jurgen, World Cup champion, coach, and journeyman baker, has been residing in California for a long time and has been pursued by US Soccer for years. Very recently he was hired as the new Head Coach. Using his signature Blitzkrieg attack, Heir Klinsman secured a tie against the ‘Sleepy Senors from the South’, which is like a win for Americans. Based on my analysis, I’m pretty sure this means Americans are going to be good at soccer now.

“Holy Hairline Batman!”

I propose we go support our country against the highly politically-charged friendly against Costa Rica on September 2nd, at the Home Depot center. The world will be watching!!

Remember watching UCSB lose to Indiana in the NCAA finals? It’ll be the opposite of that.

The Game is September 2nd, 2011. Game Time is 8:00pm (Pacific Time). We can hang out and party in LA after the game! Perhaps a long overdue pancake breakfast Saturday morning? The “I love America subcommittee”. If you have any interest in coming to the game, let me know and I’ll buy tickets. We can tailgate in the Home Depot Center, and all go watch the game as brothers, together.

William Jefferson Clinton wants you to go! Viva America!!!

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  1. frickerigno
    Aug 11, 2011 @ 09:07:21

    Rousing, when do you return to the land of your birth? I feel like ‘me again, again’ might be winkleman. Who else would know about the OC Blue Star?

  2. Rousing
    Aug 11, 2011 @ 01:52:15

    In! Put down a ticket and plus one for beard.

    Also, Bunch, who is ‘me again, again’. I want a name.

  3. me again, again
    Aug 10, 2011 @ 22:47:24

    yeah friggin badass! Did you know Klinsmann played on the OC Blue Star for some time? I know, crazy.