The Superbowliest Party

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As we all know the Superbowl is upon us and the Arizona Chirp Chirps will be facing off against the Benrapelesberger and the Pittsburgh Steelers. Oh wait, spacing…this year it’s the Packers who will most likely lose to Polamalu’s hair and give the Steelers their 3rd Superbowl win in 6 years. Needless to say this year has no Manning, or major underdogs to pull for, it should be a good game, but I’m struggling to care…

But what I do care about is the Flapjacks, Puppy Bowl, BBQ, Adolphus, Backyard Games, Me, Gambling and Brotherhood. For the past 6 Superbowls IFS has had a meeting followed by a Super Bowl party, 4 years straight in SB, and last year in LA. The Sunday is brutal after a weekend of boozing and few actually drink enough to be called drunk, but jokes about the commercials and puppies pooping makes it all worthwhile, even when you get hammered and have to cram into the back of a Rabbi’s red truck with a mustachio hipster so you don’t have to take the train the next morning.


The point I’m trying to make is: I know the OC seems like a far drive, and that driving may make it so you can’t get drunk like a monk, or even watch the whole game, but in the long run the game is not what matters, but how much Nova wins by betting that Christina Aguliera’s national anthem song time will go over 1 min. 50 sec.

I encourage all IFS ministers to dig deep and come down for the first IFS OC Superbowl party. Notice is short and Glory may make sad drewings all day as a result, but come on down to Costa Mesa and party at the President house.





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5 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. madrew
    Feb 06, 2011 @ 12:37:16

    ‘Who wants it more?’ You win OC. The watch-off have been decided. There will be no rival parties. It amazes me, that Hairline can Rouse, even from Europe.

  2. madrew
    Feb 06, 2011 @ 12:03:34

    I hate you guys, go Packers.

  3. Education
    Feb 03, 2011 @ 18:33:27

    As a Cardinals Fan, them Chirp Chirps were robbed of their righteous trophy.

    Who likes the Steelers anyways? Take a trip to Pittsburgh. Nothing fatter or dumber than a Steeler fan in that rusty ashtray of a city.

    All of Korea is singing the praises of Hines Ward btw because he is half Korean. Its incredible.

  4. frickerigno
    Feb 03, 2011 @ 15:54:18

    Crude comments aside, if there’s any way we can organize some rides to get dere from the northern territories, that’d be excellent. I hate not being able to actually get drunk for the biggest football game of the year, it doesn’t feel right.

  5. frickerigno
    Feb 03, 2011 @ 15:48:02

    It all sounds good except the rampant Packer bashing. Can’t think of anything cooler than the Shitsberg Steelers winning another super bowl. A-Rodge is gonna spray jam in Polamalu’s hair, volumize that Troy.