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After the first day of a world brewing convention in the states, the CEO’s of various brewing organizations retire to the bar.

Bruce, the CEO of Fosters, shouts to the barman: “In ‘Straiyla, we make the best beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters mate.

Bob, CEO of Budweiser calls out next: “In the States we brew the finest beer known to mankind and i make the king of them all. Gimme a Bud”.

Hans steps up next: “In Germany we invented das beer. Give me ein Becks, der real King of beers.”

Paddy, CEO of Guinness steps forward: “Barman give me a diet coke with ice and lemon please.”

The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: “Are you not going to have a Guinness Pat?”

To which Paddy replies “Well, if you pussies aren’t drinking, then neither am I”.

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  1. Minister of M+T
    Mar 17, 2010 @ 13:13:51

    Nice, a jab at pils and lagers we all can enjoy.