Number One Update Jam, Jam


Beloved Ministers and Rabbi,

Alright, we know…this has been a long time coming.  So – where to
start?  Well, we are all doing very strong.  And our missing all of
IFS is also very strong.  We miss all of you big gays, seriously.  But
enough about you.

I don’t want this to turn into one of those novellas that the Rabbi
would send every three days when he was drinking through some shit
hole developing country…so here’s a quick list of what’s been going
on out here:

– I am now an English teacher.  I teach the English to the Deutsche.
(Picture ‘Good Morning Vietnam’ – except the opposite and much more emotional).

– Nova is also now a teacher.  He teaches the English to the Deutsche.
 His hair is longer than there hair, and his jeans are skinnier than
their jeans.  They like him.

– JConn sells the wine.  He brings home the wine too.  Then, we drink
the wine.  Am happy.

– When we are all together, we laugh about how things are different
out here.  The weather is different, the language is different, the
hoodia is different, and social customs are different; for example,
grown men in business suits like to drink Capri Suns on the way to
work.  They like juice.

– We like to make party on weekends.

– We like to travel around.  Prague boasts the cheapest Hoodia.

– JConn goes to a fast food Chinese restaurant called “Asian Box.”  He loves to eat Asian Box.

– We like strong Timo.  We make party with him.  He asks about Fleming, Fricker and Persons.  He does not ask about Bowman.  We call him Timolicious.  He laughs.

– We don’t like ‘Sweeney Todd’ and we don’t like ‘Juno’.

Ok, now, here are the pictures:

We make visit to Florence –

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We make joke –

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We make dinner party –

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He makes dance –

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He makes dance –

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He makes dance –

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We make strong visit to Prague –

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We make strong image –

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and make more – 

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more –

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He make strong mayonaise in front of Women’s Boots store –

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Rabbi makes strong visit –

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Finance make less strong visit –

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He make strong coat in Heidelberg –

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He makes transportation in Tuscany –

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More dance –

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more –

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He makes missing Shmemily (Emily).  Sometimes, he make crying.  He’s real –

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Anyways, that’s enough pics for now.  But don’t worry…there will be more.  We really miss you monks out here, for real.  We hope everything is going well and that you all continue to be very strong.  We would also like to be part of the Wolf Pack, which is very strong.  Of course, please email us if any of you (except Twain, JK!, haha, love you Jane) would like to plan a trip out here.  That would be very strong.

Stay strong.  Good flapjack,

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– Rousing

7 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. MOM
    May 06, 2008 @ 18:54:06

    “Meet American meat”?

  2. Art Design
    May 06, 2008 @ 13:58:04

    wow. thank you so much for that. Yes of course you guys can join the wolfpack! we’ll try to have more made by the time your parents visit so that the WolfPack, like IFS, can be International.
    I hate to be that guy, but i feel if i dont ask, it will just go unsaid… I know certain people look at this site and all, but from what you have shown me, Germany doesnt look like it would be a great destination for a sex tour, infact, it looks like a terrible destination for a sex tour! This concerns me because I had thought that Germany was full of beautiful blond babes eager to meet American meat. The only chick’s face present in any of those photos is Morgan. Dammit guys, you are some of the strongest members IFS has to offer. I need more compelling evidence of AP’s. (thats “Absolute Playahs” just in case your english is rusty.) my email address in and its secure… love ya

  3. trade
    May 05, 2008 @ 15:35:58

    You make funny post

  4. schroediki
    May 05, 2008 @ 11:17:39

    more dance please

  5. MoAP
    May 05, 2008 @ 09:36:53

    how soon can we get a hoodia smuggling ring up and running?

  6. MOM
    May 04, 2008 @ 20:35:59

    I missed the mayo in front of the ‘Frick’ on my first pass of the pics. Nice one.

  7. MOM
    May 04, 2008 @ 11:02:18

    Thank you so much. You have no idea how happy that makes me.