Reagan usually does the driving. Stolen switch car. They leave it running… on the curb. It look sparked from the distance. When they run they dump the vehicle and they vanish… like a virgin on prom night. I mean they vanish, swishh…


Esteemed Ministers,

 I can say nothing to refute the harsh comments of the MOM.
 The tale he has carefully related to all of you in his most recent post
is entirely true.  I have no excuse for planning my obligations so poorly
as to interrupt a nearly privet surf session on a perfect sunny Sunday.
 To make matters worse it is exceptionally shameful to have created such a
seen on so hallowed and infamous a beach as Latigo. My actions showed a lack of
testicular fortitude and I vow to make a concerted effort to redeem myself in
the coming weeks.  Hopefully I will be able to win back all of your trust
and respect in time to avoid receiving the CB award at our next meeting. 

The recent lack of leavened bread in my diet must be affecting
my higher processing abilities, hopefully when all this matzah eating concludes
next week its effects will not linger. 


Faithfully yours,

The Rebbi

5 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. rousing
    Apr 22, 2008 @ 13:17:53

    Wow, long title jam.

  2. Rousing
    Apr 21, 2008 @ 14:59:40

    Speaking of Utah, did any of you see Street Kings? ID and I caught it at the English movie theater in the center of Frankfurt am Main that used to be porn theater back in the 80s. The movie was strong, Utah (he’s called Ludlow in this one) especially, but the seats were filthy.
    And The Game was in the movie. He is strong.

  3. MOM
    Apr 21, 2008 @ 14:11:40

    And Rebbi, I apologize for the harsh words. It’s easy to tell a man when he is right, it takes a brother to tell a man when he is wrong.

  4. MOM
    Apr 21, 2008 @ 13:26:03

    You’re a real blue flame special Rebbi, oh and you’re not supposed to refer to the beach by name, brah. Surfer code.

  5. chulango
    Apr 21, 2008 @ 13:19:51

    I’ve been to every city in Mexico. Came across an unclaimed piece of meat in Baja, turned out to be Finance.