About I.F.S.
Jan 15
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The International Flapjack Society …we do it every month. A group of nineteen ministers gather each month to eat flapjacks and drink adolphi at a predetermined pancake house.
Minister Biographies
Minister of Member of the Month
Primary Duties:
Giving Member of the Month / Year award.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Getting barreled in a tube of knowledge. Getting barreled in a tube of lasers. Getting barreled in a tube of Budweiser. Getting barreled for real.
Personal Message / Quote:
"IFS is about brotherhood. IFS is about America. IFS is about Budweiser. I Love IFS."
Minister of Art Design
Primary Duties:
Arts & Design.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
The arts, the sciences, the sports, and the outdoors.
Personal Message / Quote:
"Our time spent together (eating pancakes) is our most precious commodity."
Minister of Letters
Primary Duties:
Preperation of the sacred documents, recorder of notes, singer of the anthem.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Tunes, shows, and Cubbie baseball.
Personal Message / Quote:
"This is the greatest thing I’ve ever been a part of."
Minister of Media + Technology
Primary Duties:
Managing the website, and scouring the interwebs for knowledge for the benefit of our society.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Computers, technology, film, television, video games, and the flowers.
Personal Message / Quote:
"By the cake of pan."
Minister of Photography
Primary Duties:
Take pictures and then not put them on the website and then get a lot of shit for it.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Wine, gripping it and ripping it. Being stronger than Curtis (physically this is).
Personal Message / Quote:
"I don’t think of Photography as just photos, but as a lifestyle."
Minister of Competition
Primary Duties:
Bringing it. Thirst for blood!
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
The law, college sports, Peter Dante movies, living the dream, juggling, travelling to Europe or to Brazil.
Personal Message / Quote:
"I’m real."
Minister of Rousing
Primary Duties:
Rousing people.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Getting people aroused.
Personal Message / Quote:
"Are you aroused yet?"
Minister of Athletics
Primary Duties:
Throwing balls.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Balls of all shapes.
Personal Message / Quote:
"Give me some balls."
Minister of Revelry & Spirits
Primary Duties:
Drinking.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Drinking.
Personal Message / Quote:
"I’m drunk."
Rabbi of Leisure
Primary Duties:
Kicking it.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Making food.
Personal Message / Quote:
"We need meat."
Minister of Finance
Primary Duties:
Attempt to calculate the bill.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Soccer.
Personal Message / Quote:
"Ba-BOOM."
Minister of Philanthropy
Primary Duties:
To save Christmas.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Dancing.
Personal Message / Quote:
"Check out this c-walk."
Minister of Interior Design
Primary Duties:
Hang the banner. Drive trucks.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Sunglasses and jeans.
Personal Message / Quote:
"Another round."
Minister of Defense
Primary Duties:
Test MOM’s patience.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Mapping, traveling.
Personal Message / Quote:
"I got Baumanned."
Minister of International Affairs
Primary Duties:
Keeping the society international jam.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Jamming of all types.
Personal Message / Quote:
"Spray jem."
Minister of Health
Primary Duties:
Learning the drug trade.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Drugs, USC football.
Personal Message / Quote:
"Bring the heat."
Minister of Auditory Pleasures
Primary Duties:
Delivering auditory jams.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Fruit flies, lawyering.
Personal Message / Quote:
"Drop it."
Minister of Wardrobe
Primary Duties:
Dressing everyone.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Mustaches and v-necks.
Personal Message / Quote:
"Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah."
Minister of Maritime Affairs
Primary Duties:
Fucking fish.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Fish fuckery.
Personal Message / Quote:
"Don’t call me Shmimy."