About I.F.S.

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The International Flapjack Society …we do it every month. A group of nineteen ministers gather each month to eat flapjacks and drink adolphi at a predetermined pancake house.

Minister Biographies

Img_1857 Minister of Member of the Month

Primary Duties:

Giving Member of the Month / Year award.

Personal Interests / Hobbies:

Getting barreled in a tube of knowledge. Getting barreled in a tube of lasers. Getting barreled in a tube of Budweiser.  Getting barreled for real.

Personal Message / Quote:

"IFS is about brotherhood.  IFS is about America.  IFS is about Budweiser.  I Love IFS."


Img_1840 Minister of Art Design

Primary Duties:

Arts & Design.

Personal Interests / Hobbies:

The arts, the sciences, the sports, and the outdoors.

Personal Message / Quote:

"Our time spent together (eating pancakes) is our most precious commodity."


Img_1807 Minister of Letters

Primary Duties:

Preperation of the sacred documents, recorder of notes, singer of the anthem.

Personal Interests / Hobbies:

Tunes, shows, and Cubbie baseball.

Personal Message / Quote:

"This is the greatest thing I’ve ever been a part of."


Img_1797 Minister of Media + Technology

Primary Duties:

Managing the website, and scouring the interwebs for knowledge for the benefit of our society.

Personal Interests / Hobbies:

Computers, technology, film, television, video games, and the flowers.

Personal Message / Quote:

"By the cake of pan."


Img_1845 Minister of Photography

Primary Duties:

Take pictures and then not put them on the website and then get a lot of shit for it.

Personal Interests / Hobbies:

Wine, gripping it and ripping it. Being stronger than Curtis (physically this is).

Personal Message / Quote:

"I don’t think of Photography as just photos, but as a lifestyle."


Img_1815 Minister of Competition

Primary Duties:

Bringing it. Thirst for blood!

Personal Interests / Hobbies:

The law, college sports, Peter Dante movies, living the dream, juggling, travelling to Europe or to Brazil.

Personal Message / Quote:

"I’m real."


50637288_73d47a2d8e Minister of Rousing

Primary Duties:

Rousing people.

Personal Interests / Hobbies:

Getting people aroused.

Personal Message / Quote:

"Are you aroused yet?"


Img_1796 Minister of Athletics

Primary Duties:

Throwing balls.

Personal Interests / Hobbies:

Balls of all shapes.

Personal Message / Quote:

"Give me some balls."


75476515_0ae99dec32_b Minister of Revelry & Spirits

Primary Duties:

Drinking.

Personal Interests / Hobbies:

Drinking.

Personal Message / Quote:

"I’m drunk."


50637574_98bd4aea9d Rabbi of Leisure

Primary Duties:

Kicking it.

Personal Interests / Hobbies:

Making food.

Personal Message / Quote:

"We need meat."


167337788_9129e09084_o Minister of Finance

Primary Duties:

Attempt to calculate the bill.

Personal Interests / Hobbies:

Soccer.

Personal Message / Quote:

"Ba-BOOM."


Img_1831 Minister of Philanthropy

Primary Duties:

To save Christmas.

Personal Interests / Hobbies:

Dancing.

Personal Message / Quote:

"Check out this c-walk."


Img_1813 Minister of Interior Design

Primary Duties:

Hang the banner. Drive trucks.

Personal Interests / Hobbies:

Sunglasses and jeans.

Personal Message / Quote:

"Another round."


Img_1861 Minister of Defense

Primary Duties:

Test MOM’s patience.

Personal Interests / Hobbies:

Mapping, traveling.

Personal Message / Quote:

"I got Baumanned."


50637347_b992ef20f3 Minister of International Affairs

Primary Duties:

Keeping the society international jam.

Personal Interests / Hobbies:

Jamming of all types.

Personal Message / Quote:

"Spray jem."


Img_1835 Minister of Health

Primary Duties:

Learning the drug trade.

Personal Interests / Hobbies:

Drugs, USC football.

Personal Message / Quote:

"Bring the heat."


75478104_55c0d5a8a9 Minister of Auditory Pleasures

Primary Duties:

Delivering auditory jams.

Personal Interests / Hobbies:

Fruit flies, lawyering.

Personal Message / Quote:

"Drop it."


Img_1827 Minister of Wardrobe

Primary Duties:

Dressing everyone.

Personal Interests / Hobbies:

Mustaches and v-necks.

Personal Message / Quote:

"Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah."


Jimmy_sky_2 Minister of Maritime Affairs

Primary Duties:

Fucking fish.

Personal Interests / Hobbies:

Fish fuckery.

Personal Message / Quote:

"Don’t call me Shmimy."

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