HAPPY LASER!

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Good Ministers and Rabbi,

It is none other than the Ministers of Member of the Month, Competitive
Spirit and Rousing that would like to wish you a "Happy Laser!" this
Saturday night (the 17th).  We will be hosting a Happy Laser party that
will feature laser themed decor, laser themed music, and of course, laser
themed drinks.  Once we’ve all had our fill of Laser, we will all venture
to a lovely local dive called "Del’s
Saloon" – blocks away from our home, right next to the Smart and
Final.  Afterward, we can head home for some late night Laser and pass
out.

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Exhausted from too much Lasering, we’ll need something the next morning to
ease the pain.  And after careful thought, we’ve come up with the remedy –
Mrs. Knott’s fried chicken.  Yes, Sunday morning after our Happy Laser
party, we will be driving to Knott’s Berry Farm, but we won’t be going
inside.  Rather, we will be eating all the fried chicken we can stomach at
the Mrs. Knott’s Sunday Brunch Buffet – located at the park’s entrance.

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I, the Minister of Rousing, know a thing or two about buffets, as I’ve
visited restaurants of the all-you-can-eat persuasion around the world: Irvine,
Garden Grove, San Diego, Newport Beach, Santa Ana, Anaheim, Ventura (Super
Panda, wham), Santa Barbara, San Francisco, Seattle, Reno, Lake Tahoe, Las
Vegas, Orlando, London, Ibiza, Madrid, Rome, Heidelberg, Berlin, Singapore, and
of course, Buena Park.  With that said, I am telling you that the Mrs.
Knott’s Sunday Brunch Buffet is one of the best I’ve ever had.

 

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Ministers and Rabbi, this won’t be a HAPPY Laser party without all of you
here.  So we sincerely hope that you all can make it.  For more information, post a question or call one of your Santa Monican Ministers.  We
hope to Laser with you all this Saturday!  Good Laser,

David_gray

The Minister of Rousing

P.S. The man in the picture above is David Gray, singer of such hits as
"Babylon"
and "This Year’s Love."  Last night I hung out with Guest Member Younger / Taller at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel and as I was leaving I was stopped
by a bellman who said, "Mr. Gray?"  I gave him a blank stare and
he said, "David Gray, right?"  Amanda laughed and said,
"No, no, he’s not."  Then we went back home, she showed me his
picture on the internet, and I went to sleep. Unintentional insult jam. 

9 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. M+T
    Feb 20, 2007 @ 18:03:04

  2. The Minister of Rousing (shorter, fatter)
    Feb 17, 2007 @ 12:00:20

    nice.

  3. Ryan (younger taller) Maughan
    Feb 16, 2007 @ 20:28:43

    I heard the S in laser stands for stimulated…try using that one when inviting girls to come!

  4. E
    Feb 16, 2007 @ 17:53:06

    I don’t think I can make the party… I know, I know, I’m a laser!

  5. baggs
    Feb 15, 2007 @ 13:53:03

    skinny ties are shaped like lasers.

  6. rousing
    Feb 15, 2007 @ 13:03:19

    Sorry, but I forgot to mention that everyone attending the Laser Party should be dressed in their finest, hippest, fashion forward clothing. Lasers are futuristic and cool, so we should try to look futuristic and cool too. Just try dressing like Nova and you’ll fit in just fine.

  7. trade
    Feb 14, 2007 @ 18:51:38

    Bernie, remember that one afternoon we got all lasered up and watched Real Genius? That was such a laserous day. I’m pretty lasered off that im missing out on this one.

  8. baggs
    Feb 14, 2007 @ 13:03:45

    real genius is very necessary. i’ll laser myself down there if we can watch real genius at some point. its about lasers. val kilmer laser jam. i have sunday off, so count me in!

  9. M+T
    Feb 14, 2007 @ 10:10:15

    Will there be a screening of Real Genius with laser heated popcorn? That would be so laser.
    Laser me in.