2007.. Already a year to remember for our I.F.S. men



2007, yet still in its infancy, has already brought a plethora of "firsts" to our prestigious organization.  International Affairs is to be hitched and become a United States citizen, Athletics will be the first to complete a full marathon, Design is the first to become an ordained minister in the state of California, Rousing was kind enough to host our first annual laser party, Competition became our first, and most likely our only addition to the I.F.S. family, and I’m praying that Photo comes through with a post showing that there really are pictures in existence documenting our accomplishments of 2006.  With that being said, I am also setting out to do something that no member has done before.  In the fall of this year, I am attempting to move back to California to earn my doctor of pharmacy degree, which would make me the first I.F.S. doctor.  My applications were turned in way back in October and since then I have been anxiously awaiting letters from schools requesting an interview for their program.  I’ve applied to 3 schools, all in California, and I was granted my first opportunity to interview just last week at Western University of Health Sciences in Pomona.  I’m flying out this Friday (Feb. 23) and my interview is Saturday, the 24th.  The whole day begins at 7:15 and runs until approximately 1:30 in the afternoon.  After the interview, I will be notified whether or not I was accepted within 3 weeks.  From the interview I will be travelling to Lindsay’s house in Huntington Beach and am going to be there no later than about 3.  I’m planning on getting rowdy Saturday night in Santa Barbara to celebrate and was hoping to see as many of you as possible.  I’m flying back to Hershey on Monday morning, so unfortunately, Saturday night is all I can muster…  so let’s bring the fuckin heat.    I would also like to propose that if I do indeed get accepted to pharmacy school for the fall, I retire from my position as the Minister of Trade and Sports Gambling and move forward with my new role as Minister of Health.  All in favor say, Aylalalalalala.  All who oppose say, I’m a huge gay.  I’m excited at my first chance to interview for pharmacy school, but most of all, I’m excited to see all my brothers who …. come fall of this year, will once again be within driving distance.

-The Artist Soon to be Formerly Known as Trade


8 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. minister of not writing the defense report
    Feb 20, 2007 @ 17:33:26

    Was Samwell in front of a French flag? I think so. Jesus… (in the butt)

  2. rousing
    Feb 19, 2007 @ 13:40:03

    HAha, that fucking song.

  3. reverend casanova
    Feb 19, 2007 @ 11:29:02

    i have a laser in my front pocket for you…just give it a little squeeze and say how do you do

  4. reverend casanova
    Feb 19, 2007 @ 11:28:20

    bring the heat! i’ve got a laser in my pocket for you.

  5. athletics
    Feb 19, 2007 @ 10:03:44

    Minister of Health, why didn’t we think of that before? damn you Adolphi for erasing our memories. so stoked to see you again and just the idea of having you move back to killa cali gives me a chubby

  6. schroediki
    Feb 18, 2007 @ 23:57:40

    that shit gave me goosebumps…where are those damn pics, I know where you sleep MOP…

  7. M+T
    Feb 18, 2007 @ 23:52:30


  8. The Minister of Rousing (shorter, fatter)
    Feb 18, 2007 @ 22:17:51

    Wow dad, he just brung thu heat.