Most Important Story of the Day, Britney + K-Fed Are Getting Divorced

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Well we all knew this day would come, Britney + K-Fed are getting divorced, but who thought it would be on election day?  It must have been his undersold shows and hissy fits.  The publicist wizards are toiling the day away, and lets hope for their sakes that they have a chance to vote today.  Everyone in Santa Barbara should keep their eyes peeled, as a Britney rebound is gonna hit hard, like a 6 AM hangover on a Sunday kind of hard, and we are all waiting to be next trophy husband / his posse, or a one night stand, right?  She’s been hitting the gym pretty hard to shake the baby belly pounds.

Click here to read the CNN story taken from the TMZ tabloids.

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