The Most Amazing Invention Ever


We need one of these filled with Adolphus for our next meeting.

Speaking of Adolphus, this is slightly dated news, but does not take effect until Dec. 1 2006, the next in the family lineage of Adolphus Busch, August Busch IV, will take over as President and CEO of Anheuser-Busch.  Let us flap a jack in his honor (drink an Adolphus).  And don’t worry, August studied as an apprentice beer maker at Budweiser, and has been working in their marketing department for two decades.

    The Minister of Revelry + Spirits, and anyone who visits Germany should travel to Mainz-Kastel, the birthplace of Adolphus Busch, where he lived until he was eighteen, at which time he left with three of his brothers for America.  Did you know that Anheuser-Busch was not originally created by Adolphus, but his father-in-law, who was a soap manufacturer until he became owner of the brewery in 1860. 

"You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are."

-Adolphus Busch

7 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. rousing
    Oct 27, 2006 @ 16:04:11

    Is that a real quote? If so, then: Wow Dad, that quote is BIG.

  2. M+T
    Oct 27, 2006 @ 11:30:04

    Blasphemy…Adolphus is the best selling beer in the world and I will not sit by while you bad mouth America’s top recycler of aluminum cans…

  3. spirits
    Oct 27, 2006 @ 02:10:49

    Fuck it. Ze German Beer owns Aldolphus.

  4. defense
    Oct 26, 2006 @ 22:56:15

    My birthday, right. Must have been my 20th. I’m 24 now and look how far I’ve come. God, I want to fucking kill myself.

  5. M+T
    Oct 26, 2006 @ 20:55:53

    It was your birthday, and we got you that sweet fire pit. Didn’t you and Finance go to every food place in IV, rather than the traditional every bar. Fuckin’ Finance.

  6. defense
    Oct 26, 2006 @ 20:41:14

    That thing is stupid. The Brain Bazooka was much cooler. Remember when I vomited in the backyard of the Crack House and everyone left because it smelled so bad? I sure do.

  7. schroediki
    Oct 26, 2006 @ 18:08:26

    but I want one nowwww…sorry, there will only be an Acura cake