Chuck Norris v. The Rock

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Walker could totally kick the Rock’s ass, even without Bobby Sixkiller’s help.  It would be like Chong Li stomping Ray Jackson, with Frank Dux sitting in the stands screaming out like a little girl, Sixkiller
where Norris is Chong Li, the Rock is Ray Jackson, and Frank Dux is just Jean Claude Van Damme (and that’s all anyone can hope to be).  Seriously Walker is too quick for the Rock, it takes years of specialized training to be a Texas Ranger.  What has the Rock done besides play for the Hurricanes and kill aliens on a futuristic Mars?  Stay tuned, for tomorrow Van Damme will seek revenge on Norris in a cage match to the death, only one will live to give a ‘thumbs up’ to the camera.

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