Hasselhoff Unhooked

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When you spend a drunken night listening to Hasselhoff’s Greatest Hits, something inside you changes, permanently.  You may find yourself singing his ditties before taking free throw shots, or kissing his portrait for good luck every morning, either way the inescapable bond will persist for the rest of your life.

So when he goes on a bender a week after arm surgery, it makes you want to go on a bender too.  Unfortunately my benders occur in the sparse stretch of land between Orange County and Santa Barbara, while he gets to put on a show for the attending masses at Wimbledon.

Oh, and the Hoff is out as Hook so that he may continue judging America’s Got Talent.

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