Sing-A-Long Divorce Proceedings

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Our favorite German diety, the Hoff, has troubled times ahead with his wife of sixteen years, as they walk the aisle of divorce.  She has decided to release an album in which she will sing about the abuse that she underwent being a second fiddle to the ever-changing Baywatch faire.  Hasselhoff has lobbed the ball back in her court by describing her ongoing love affair with plastic surgery and prescription pills, those two really make a lovely couple.  Let’s hope this doesn’t interrupt his ongoing character study of pirates for his role as Captain Hook.

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