Rants and Raves…



His name is Raliegh Theodore Sakers. He’s the fucking lunatic on Sublime’s Robbin’ the Hood album that spouts off some crazy rant for one of the songs. My iTunes shuffled to it and I was intrigued about the story behind this man so I did a little searching and found a recording of his complete session including this little tidbit:

"You’re a fuckin programmer named Christine Gontarek who fucked up. She sucked my cock. Fell in love, but she was locked in. She’s gonna get her second chance to suck my cock again. If she turns me down, she’s gonna go straight to hell. She won’t pass go, she’ll never fuckin win. She’s the cunt who thought she was God, but that’s ok I don’t give a shit as long as she sucks me off when I tell her. Cause she’s my zombie."

I think Curtis and this guy would have hit it off. Sadly he died in 2000. Anyways, I played a little bit of it and it made me do one of those smile things and then I made some noises that would look like HA HA HA if noises were written instead of sounded. Enjoy…I did. Click link and QuickTime will play recording. You all have QuickTime right? Right? Ah SHIT!

Rollie’s Rant

3 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. letters
    May 26, 2006 @ 15:29:05

    wow… its fun to follow along with the words. it took me a long time before i had to pull myself away after following for 10 minutes. “Magpie-ockage”… that one’s my favorite.

  2. miketowers
    May 26, 2006 @ 14:00:23

    Masturbating too hard I think, but I’ll have to get back to you on that one.

  3. Rousing
    May 26, 2006 @ 13:40:51

    Thanks Towers…a lot in common. Anywho, what did he die of?