My Beloved Ministers and Rabbi,

On this most beautiful of Shrove Tuesday’s I say Good Flapjack to all – and to our only gay, French, homophobe Minister – Happy Birthday.  Now, here’s a little taste of how I celebrated National Flapjack day:


Yes, I spent my much anticipated lunch hour at IHOP, celebrating the SHRIVING and enjoying a free short stack.  Yes, I sat at a table for one.  Yes, I asked the ever dutiful Juan Ocala (my server) to snap a couple pictures of the occasion for documentation purposes.  And yes, I enjoyed my complimentary short stack with a side of eggs (three, scrambled), bacon, sausage links, ranch, and hollandaise (of course).  I hope you all had a Flapjack day as fulfilling as mine.  Good night, and Good Flapjack.

-Minister of Coordination and Rousing

(The details of "IFS: THE RECKONING" will be worked out shortly, and I will be posting all of the necessary information).

3 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. benedict
    Mar 02, 2006 @ 21:15:37

    glad to see you opted for the hollindaise. . . otherwise i would have questioned your sexuality.

  2. Minister of Media and Technology
    Mar 01, 2006 @ 10:45:08

    I sinned against the flapjack and went to the Waffle Lady yesterday. I would have ordered the flapjacks but they were 5 bucks.

  3. M of AP
    Mar 01, 2006 @ 09:22:15

    It’s true – I love men but I hate faggots