Hipster Doofus


Sb_015 Stumbling along with the Minister of C+R to his girfriend’s Friend’s party, I didn’t expect much.  My labored days at a computer typing endlessly, and a recoiled illness from the glorious weekend in SB with the established Ministers left me queasy.  But as a short, hot house party lead to a Hollywood bar my expectations for the night were quickly dwindling.  Crawling in the bar after a fifteen minute line, I ordered three shots and three brews.  Suddenly, I was Baumanned (up shit creek without a paddle.)  I had shots but no friends to give them to.  With the harpy suddenly approaching, I quickly dished them away, and preyed for better days.  I clung to the rail of the bar, I was wrecked.

We slunk to the deli across the street, not a deli, but an IHOP.  Yes ministers, we scouted a location in Hollywood for the greater good.  But what do we find, as we scramble for drinks at Barney’s Beanery, but a befuddled Minister.  We all may remember some rebellious boasting of freedom, but where did it go?  Apparently someone thought they could delete a post from my site:


My name is Chris Finance Finance and you have been Finance’d.  Go home and eat your hat.  Agains.

*All text in brown was written in drunken stream of conciousness and does not make much sense, but to preserve the integrity of this site has been left in its entirety.

5 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. frickoso
    Feb 13, 2006 @ 10:43:15

    Yeah bra, we’re all just foolin about. Bra.

  2. Minister of C. & R.
    Feb 13, 2006 @ 10:40:17

    Well, Bunch made this post, so are you calling me a pussy, or Bunch a pussy? Nevermind. We’re all just foolin’ about, right bra? Seriously, it was great seeing you guys at Barney’s. You and that wonderful facial hair.

  3. frickoso
    Feb 13, 2006 @ 09:16:49

    Correcting grammer=nothing left to cling to.
    Oh and let me guess, all this getting back together with your girlfriend probably didn’t leave you any time to get any of that swell we got over the weekend, did it?
    In the Finance-Baumann conflict my allegiance has shifted to the Finance camp. At least he is not lying to himself.
    You sicken me.

  4. Baumann
    Feb 13, 2006 @ 01:01:57

    You forgot my picture of the Twin Towers, you pussy. And it’s pray, not prey.

  5. The Minister of C. & R.
    Feb 12, 2006 @ 12:36:37

    The head of this ministry before has made such claims, but this internal report confirms that the days of dream killing are over once and for all (except for Curtis and Dane and Fricker and BAUMANN).