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Whitegoodmandodgeball_2 Fellow ministers,

As we wait anticipating the infallible glory of yet another meeting, I write to bring to attention something that our great society is in need of. No, not strippers to serve us hors d’oeuvres every weekend (although that would be sweet), I’m talking about something else. Physical activity, or "fitness" as it has sometimes been referred to, could benefit each and every one of us. Dodgeball6_2This would be less excruciating in a group or with the support of another minister. This way some of those who are a bit chubs can get a chance to shed some unwanted poundage. Don’t get me wrong, video games are sweet Bunch but they aren’t helping you get rid of that gut. Basketball after the meeting is a good start, let’s stick to it. Someone could even be in charge of organizing post pancake physical activities or we could assign this as a future position. Minister of physical activities?

The MOD and I have begun a little endeavor ourselves by taking on the feat of running a marathon.  It will be a great way to get in shape while fostering some healthy competition. Club_wipeout3_3Baumann may even find a sport he’s good at; Indonesia and Mexico have shown that surfing isn’t it. Goofy_surf_2

Just think about this next time you’re at work when after stuffing yourself full of greasy meal you feel another roll crease your belly. Let’s bring on the b-ball bitches.


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3 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Minister of Media and Technology
    Jan 23, 2006 @ 12:37:45

    Oh and one more thing… I like the idea for the position, but isn’t the Rabbi of Leisure in charge of after-meeting events? I know he is putting the International in IFS right now, but would we be replacing him with a Minister of Self-Flagellation?

  2. Minister of Media and Technology
    Jan 23, 2006 @ 12:34:00

    You should post a link to the flickr set you made, the shot of you in the pancho is hilarious.

  3. Minister of M+T
    Jan 22, 2006 @ 13:53:04

    I can’t wait to drop my rolls on your head when I swat the shit out of your gay floater shot Monkey. And by the way, what do you know of work. Learn about it.