Hooray for Charlie Sheen!

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Earlier today, I caught a couple minutes of the 101 Juiciest Hollywood Hookups on America’s most trusted name in news, E – Entertainment Television (I was just flipping through13 , cause I don’t usually watch that channel or anything).   Hookup number 78 was Hollywood bad boy Charlie Sheen (Hot Shots!, All Dogs Go to Heaven 2) and 80s porn star Ginger Lynn (Backdoor Slammers, Ball Busters).   Their relationship got off to a great start, as Sheen helped Ginger break into Hollywood and Ginger nursed Sheen through rehab.  However, in June of 93′, Sheen’s involvement in the Heidi Fleiss sex scandal became open to the public.  E reported that Sheen had paid Fleiss over $50,000 dollars for sex acts from twenty-seven of Fleiss’ employees.  Twenty-seven whores.  Wow dad, that debauchery is big.   Needless to say, Sheen’s blatant infidelity was too much for the retired porn star to bear, and thus Hollywood’s Juicy Hookup #78 came to an end.

At the end of the segment, Sheen proclaimed that he had slept with over 5,000 women (and this was in the mid-nineties).  Couple this information with the Tommy Lee radio interview that I heard a couple months ago (in which Tommy claimed to have run into Sheen hanging out at Peter North’s house) and you have a pretty good idea of what would happen if the Minister of Interior Design ever became a movie star. 

Anyways, I think we should make Sheen an honorary Minister (like we did with the Govenator).  Hopefully, we’ll have Sheen’s signed head shot up on the wall before next year.  You know he’d approve of all the gluttony.  Good Flapjack.

-Minister of Coordination and Rousing

(We still need to decide on a celebration)

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