Have it Your Way, Have a Meaty Morning.

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Your_way_burgers Good Flapjack Ministers and Rabii,

          This morning I woke up to a mouthful of breakfast, as I finally sampled Burger King’s  Meat-nourmous Omelet Breakfast Sandwich.  Not to be confused with the Enormous Omelet Sandwich (which features two slices of melted American Cheese, two fluffy eggs, three crispy strips of bacon, and a sizzling sausage patty, piled high on a toasted bun), the Meat-normous adds thinly sliced ham to the mix, completing the pork tri vecta.  Aptly complimented by a side of hot, golden hash brown nuggets, a dipping tub of ranch, and a decent cup o’ BK Joe, the Meat-normous proved to be the ideal fuel for a young corporate go-getter such as myself.  With that said, the Meat-normous is not for everyone.  Weighing in at 275 grams (50 of which are fat), the Meat-normous is only a couple of grams lighter than the Whopper, so I could see where ‘slighter men’ might think of the sandwich as "too heavy" or "too greasy" or "too meaty" for breakfast.  Then again, if you’re the kind of Man who chases his Country Fried Steak and Budweiser with an extra side of gravy and a cigarette – then this is the Breakfast Sandwich for You.  Good flapjack, and God bless.

                                                              Your humble and obedient servant,

                                                               The Minister of Coordination and Rousing


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  1. Minister of Media and Technology
    Sep 29, 2005 @ 16:45:45

    Any food that can be classified as meat-normous deserves a try.