Let’s be thankful the kind folks at IHOP let us take our time…
Happy Septennial, brothers! Very excited to have everyone back in Santa Barbara tomorrow night.
The Rundown:
Friday- See you all (minus the ticket-buying LAGGERS… “Mr. Marsh, the category is ‘People Who Annoy You’”) at Soho tomorrow night for The Naked And Famous Show. I haven’t heard back from the promoter about extra tickets, however we have arranged a Plan B for those who don’t have tix. MoAP/MoAthletics will be kicking it outside of Soho early before the show in an effort to buy up any tickets that will hopefully get released. Fingers crossed. Shows at Soho never go until last call, so there will still be a couple hours to venture downtown after the show. Worst case scenario, we link up with those who couldn’t get into the show downtown afterwards.
Saturday- The Septennial Meeting.
We will meet at the Turnpike IHOP at 10:45am. I spoke with Manager Miguel this morning to confirm our reservation and to deliver a more precise headcount. He responded by saying they were just about to go buy five cases of Adolphi… just in case you needed a reminder why we go there.
After meeting, we’re throwin’ rocks, then we’re rockin’ suits.
Then we’ll take Santa Barbara (well, at least OKR) by storm, and that’s pretty much that.
Sunday- Several ideas have been tossed around. Rather than list them all here, I’m confident we can all come to a decision during Saturday’s meeting.
Seven years of Flapjackery makes for a hell of a lot of memories. I’ll leave you with a collection of some of the first images that pop up when you Google Image search ‘International Flapjack Society.’
This month I will be endorsing a guest member for our 7th annual meeting. His name is Josh McBrayer, he hails from Birmingham Alabama, and roots for the Georgia Bulldogs. I feel Josh’s southern sensibilities will be a fine addition to our upcoming meeting, and he will uphold the strict ideals of the International Flapjack Society. See below.
Better late than never… Gents, It’s almost time to celebrate the 7th Anniversary of the birth of the International Flapjack Society.
From north to south, from east to west, from overseas we’ll (symbolically) come and gather in Santa Barbara the weekend of Friday December 16th, Saturday December 17th and Sunday December 18th. Santa Barbara, tremble at our warning… we’ll return next month.
Friday Dec 16th
The Naked And Famous will be performing at Soho. Early info suggests the show will begin at 9pm with TNAF to take the stage after an opening band or two. Get your tickets at www.clubmercy.com
Now that we have set this weekend set in stone, let’s get on the ticket situation right away. Head to the website and get yours so you’re not the guy without a ticket bugging me at the last minute to use my radio powers to “hook up a brah, brah.” Soho is a very small venue and some TNAF videos on YouTube have upwards of 10 million views. (Translation: This show will SELL OUT! So get on it ASAP).
Saturday December 17th
Turnpike IHOP. Where it all began. It is a story of humble beginnings. What most people use to wipe maple syrup from their mouths served as the initial canvas for the world’s strongest group of gentlemen. Seven years later, we return to pay homage and grossly over-tip those who hosted our inception.
Leave it to me to make sure the banquet room will be reserved and the Adolphi: iced.
Use this next month to figure out if there is any current/future business you would like to discuss/$50 t-shirts you’d like to front the money for.
Saturday night. Pack your B-12.
Sunday December 18th
I’m pretty sure this has been eluding us for many Anniversaries, but perhaps this is the year we suck it up on IFS Sunday and finally hit up Cold Springs Tavern for one of their famous tri-tip sammies. With our track record, I’m not too optimistic that this will go down, but with some Saturday night B-12 in our system, maybe this is our year. Maybe Theo Epstein will drive us there and pick up Albert Pujols on the way… Yeah, this is totally our year.
There’s the basics. First thing’s first… get on those tickets asap… like now.
Use the comment section or email chain if you have other things you’d like to discuss (saturday suits?, dinner? is democracy/our Rabbi dead? etc)
Fellow brothers, ministers, and hoodia lovers. I am very excited to see you all in the upcoming Ann-Jam, and would like to offer an alternative to what will surely take another year from my already shortened life. The weekend, which many have agreed is the best to meet, is also the same week your Blue Raiders will be facing those Fowler faggots. The stakes: last game of league, the league championship, playoff seeding, bragging rights, and of course the winner gets to rape the other team on the 50-yd line, seriously, it’s something that started a long time ago. The game will be in Caruthers, birthplace of the original “crank-yanker” two years prior, and walking distance from my parents home, where all guests are welcome to Robitussin shots of Jagermeister. There is only one catch. The game will be played on a Thursday night the 10th, due to the observance of Veteran’s Day on Friday (‘Merica!). Being employed by the Government, I will have Friday off, I am not sure about your schedules. If it can be worked out, and does not limit attendance, I would be proud to host our Ann-Jam in Fresno, where the mythical Doritos Taco can be spotted on a full-moon with the right amount of alcohol in your belly. If this option does not work, you know I am more than willing to travel wherever the meeting is held. As you know, I like to get a bit crahsee (see post below with no title). Questions/comments/concerns, send a raven.
The time has come to eat flapjacks together again, it has been far too long. Let’s ‘Coordinate’ an anniversary meeting before schedules get too firm. November is the month, and it is fast approaching. There have been numerous sub-committee meetings, but it has been too long since the last real meeting. Naturally Turnpike is the natural habitat of the anniversary meeting, however if the SB brahs are a little beesey, I would be happy to try and play host in Los Angeles. Dust off them trophies, and shine them shoes! It’s time for a celebration!
Currently my schedule is free any weekend except Nov. 5/6. I propose November 12th, 19th or December 3rd for our meeting. Please comment on date preferences, we’ll choose a weekend, and make some IHOP reservations. Weeeyhhhhowwee!
